Stir-Crazy Girl

Maybe you get the impression

that I’m not as smart as you are

because I barely say anything.

I’m quiet, that’s true,

but still water runs deep, you know.

You’re always trying to raise a stink.

I want to kick up such a fuss on your face!

You need to learn that

a still tongue makes a wise head.

I don’t really mind

if I stirred you up so much!

You ought to know

how sarcastic you are

for reacting like you’re the one

who’s being referred to.

And then you tend to scare me

with your silly group message about me?

Oh come on girl!

Don’t be too stir-crazy!

They say stitch in time saves nine.

But I really don’t think I’d spend my time

just for a mean girl like you.

You don’t deserve

any of my precious time.

Please solve your own issues

because I don’t give a damn.